In fairness to the publishers in my head, I thought I should "alert the media" , as Sir John says to one character in the movie Arthur, with the late great Dudley Moore.
You'll find my compliance on Bethany's SLOG story dated today.
I will not be advising anyone on "what movie they should see" so as to gossip into or out of someone elses bedroom scenes, fictional or otherwise.
What I will do, is recommend that legislation and law degrees on the way to Universities and Conglomerates anti-chambers awaiting the "breath test court appointments" and "personally downcast eyes" in the halls of justice learn how to dance with the utmost of care.